Yes, it is me, Sayor making a post about literal blue cheese. You literally already know I'm insane that's why you followed my newsletter, you wanted to watch me dissolve into madness didn't you? Well if you didn't, lmao bozo and if you did, this is the post for you.
I said it once and I'll say it again. I have beef with blue cheese. It just makes no sense. From Wikipedia itself, Blue cheese is described as “Blue cheese is any of a wide range of cheeses made with the addition of cultures of edible molds, which create blue-green spots or veins through the cheese.” fucking veins. VEINS OF MOLD IN YOUR CHEESE? DO YOU KNOW HOW DISGUSTING THAT IS? IT'S INSANE. COMPLETELY WILD. I understand that you're supposed to age cheese but blue cheese isn't aged. It's expired. “Some blue cheeses are injected with spores before the curds form, and others have spores mixed in with the curds after they form.” -Wikipedia. SPORES. FUCKING SPORES. OH MY GOD THIS IS DISGUSTING.
Look at that image. Look at the veins of mold in there. It's absolutely disgusting. Terrifying. Demonic. A disgrace to the human race. It makes me want to barf. Okay, so you see that and you think; hey this can't get worse can it?
IT CAN.
You couldn't pay me to believe this is cheese. Simply cannot. I don't believe it. This isn't molded cheese this is literally just “hey, do you want some cheese with that mold?” It's an abomination. Also, credit to Wikipedia. “Penicillium roqueforti, responsible for the greenish blue moldy aspect of blue cheese, produces several mycotoxins.” Okay okay so you're telling me there are toxins in the cheese and you want us to eat it? That's just simply a vomit worthy fact. But don't worry, blue cheese dip isn't safe either. It's made with blue cheese, mayonnaise, a dairy like milk sour cream or yogurt, vinegar, onion powder, and garlic powder. Blue cheese dip has another dip in it already. That's one bad thing but also it's served with buffalo wings or raw vegetables. People dip their Buffalo wings that are SPICY in their blue cheese that's MOLDY. It's absolutely disgusting. Horrifying. BUT ALSO it can be “incorporated in dips with other ingredients like cream cheese, sour cream, and hot sauce.” (Wikipedia again) people are yet again putting this MOLDY CHEESE WITH HOT SAUCE.
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Free poem:
I'm going fucking insane
I'm kidding chill out
I already went insane
so true i hate roquefort
great poem