Dead newsletter lmao

Hi guys!

Some of you have been complaining that my newsletter is dead lately, seen here

And to this I say, yes you are correct. The newsletter is indeed dead.

Why?

1. I'm not funny anymore

2. I ran out of things to type

3. I fell off

4. Discord fell off

5. Lost motivation

6. ADHD

7. I stopped going to parties so I haven't had as much alcohol

8. I'm too busy playing games on steam

9. I'm at work

10. Option 3

11. I have a life

12. Stolicija SMP

13. I've genuinely gone through a lot of shit irl that I'm not gonna mention

14. The less newsletter posts, the less insane I sound, the more likely I can make it somewhere in life somehow

15. I ran out of ideas like at #10 but wanted to have 15 reasons for some reason

What can you do to help?

1. Give me steam credit and I'll uh I'll let you sponsor me for a day

2. Give me nitro basic and I'll mention you in random places you don't have any influence in for a week

3. Get more active

4. Get more people (not you panz)

5. Stop calling me schizophrenic

6. Vey revive our child

7. If you give me enough money to not work for a while I won't have to work as much

8. Hi

9. Option 3

10. I needed 10 options sorry guys

Why did I make this post?

• I'm bored

• I have nothing to do

• I'm waiting for melatonin to download

Thank you for reading!